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Who's your love match?
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Here are our all time favourite funny quotes!
Some are short and sweet while other sayings are plain funny movie quotations:)
 ''Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer 'the naughty stuff'
raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen -
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''When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.''
- Gracie Allen -
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''Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins''
- Danny Devito -
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''A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.''
- David Brenner -
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''I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said,
"No thanks I'm not going that far."
- Steven Wright -
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''A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.''
- Don Quinn -
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''A rich man's joke is always funny.''
- Proverb -
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''I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?''
- Arnold Schwarzenegger -
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''A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.''
- Zsa Zsa Gabor -
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''According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that
women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.''
- Robert de Niro -
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