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Funny Text Messages - Free Mobile Phone Short Funny Jokes
Here are our all time favourite funny
text messages! Cute, Short and Sweet:) Don't delay to send them as funny text jokes!

Be aware of the feelings of those you
send them to as some are rude and may offend...

   I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day. It was stunning cute beautiful & adorable.

I was supposed 2buy it 4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION.    
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   My magical watch says you aren't wearing any undies.
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!   
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   A bear and rabbit are taking a number 2 in the woods when the bear turns to the rabbit and says do you have any trouble with poo sticking to your fur the rabbit turns and says no! So the bear wipes his rear end with the rabbit.
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  Upon receiving this text you must send it 2 1 person u like,
1 person u hate, 1 person u love, and 1 PERSON u want 2 love.
Now think about y i sent it 2 YOU!
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  Im not under the affluence of incahol as some tinkle peep.
Im not half as thunk as you drink. I fool so feelish, and the drunker
I stand here, the longer I get!
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  chinese man: me no come work, me sick
boss: when i'm sick, i do the naughty with my wife, try it?
2 hrs l8r chinese man called back:
it work, me better, u got nice house.
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  This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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  Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text.
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  It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It's also important that these 3 men should never meet!
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  i just got my medical results. my condition is critical, as days pass by i bcom CUTER & CUTER but dnt worry its not contagious......u wont get it!
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  Q: when did pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: when his hand caught on fire.

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